HAI HAI HOW ARE YOUUH! AND WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL SITE OF THE FICTIONAL PLANET NATION OF GEGE LAND! A GREAT PLACE TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE! HERE YOU'LL FIND INFO ABOUT THE COUNTRY, ESPECIALLY FLAG INFO! YOUR HOST, GEGE, HOPES YOU ENJOY OUR NATION'S WEBSITE WITH EASE! BAI BAAI!
Gege Land gained independence on the fictional planet of Gianimo in 2024. It's independence day is November 10th, the same day as the leaders birthday. Here, about 17 trillion Geges live here, with different species, but they all look like humans, and each species has their own Gege dialect but they all understand eachother. All Geges speak their own dialects, English, and Arabic (Syrian). Gege Land never stops growing, and there is always something new to explore every time you visit!
This is right! Gege Land has their own certification system! Everything needs a certification, from food to people! The stages are: No certified, little certified, sort of certified, certified, very certified, platinum, gold, silver, bronze, and legendary certified.
The traditional cuisine consists of the following: Pizza (cheese), Fatyer (syrian cheese pie desert), Fries, Chicken (Boiled and Fried), and a vast variety of soft serve ice creams. chocolates, chips, and other sweet and salty treats are added too. Alcohol and Pork are strictly banned in our nation.
Our laws are strictly based on Sharia Law only, and anyone who violates the Sharia Law system will have a talk with our leader, Gege. We have many political parties, just for show, because kindness and agreement are our top priorities when it comes to building a nation. Our parties are: The Gege Party (official), The Gingivitis Party, the Syrian diaspora Party (because geges are of Syrian decent), and the Agawaa Party. We all work together.
Gingivitis is our national disease because it's the leaders favorite word due to it's pronounciation, no other reason. We've produced products that help you get the disease, here its not painful. Even our dentists highly recommend getting these products! Gum Spray and Gum Spray 2.0! All for 19.95 Gege Dollars, our next discussiom below...
HAI HAI HOW ARE YOUUUH!- The normal, standard greeting, varies in regions.
AAAAOOOUUUUWWWW!- Guilty of doing something
AGAWAA!- The Gege's cry
GIIIIIINGIVITIS!- When something doesn't please them, they will say that something has Gingivitis, the bad kind, of course
BAI BAAAAI!- The farewell
Our currency is the Gege Dollar, literally just the exact way American Dollar works.
Earthlings can't physically see our beautiful Gege Land. However, you can become a citizen at no extra cost if approved! To sign up, click here: Gege Land Official Citizenship Form
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