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HAI HAI HOW ARE YOUUH! AND WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL SITE OF THE FICTIONAL PLANET NATION OF GEGE LAND! A GREAT PLACE TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE! HERE YOU'LL FIND INFO ABOUT THE COUNTRY, ESPECIALLY FLAG INFO! YOUR HOST, GEGE, HOPES YOU ENJOY OUR NATION'S WEBSITE WITH EASE! BAI BAAI!
Gege Land gained independence on the fictional planet of Gianimo in 2024. It's independence day is November 10th, the same day as the leaders birthday. Here, about 17 trillion Geges live here, with different species, but they all look like humans, and each species has their own Gege dialect but they all understand eachother. All Geges speak their own dialects, English, and Arabic (Syrian). Gege Land never stops growing, and there is always something new to explore every time you visit!
We were actually on another fictional planet called Gianemei, but in 2023, Gege 23, one of our Gege Leaders, was hit by an asteroid while visiting the Mazola Province that unfortunately he is not with us. So, we used a telekenisis machine and teleported everything from on our planet to the next fictional planet. We did not consider ourselves a country until we went to Gianimo, we were a group of united tribes. We decided it would be best to establish a nation that unites us all. We thought it would satisfy our previous Gege Leaders that are now not with us.
Because this is our most important earth colony! We use minerals, it's sunflowers, and it's empty spaces to give back to our people, and the empty spaces we build factories of many health products, which you will find out soon as you read.
Born in 1763, In Papua New Gege, before any leaders, Lady Gingivitis took care of our unity. You will find out about gingivitis soon enough as you read, but our independence would not have happened if it weren't for her. She was the one who guided us through our rough times like the Gege Depression. Still miraculuosly strong to this day, our friend helps avoid conflict between tribes.
Formed 12,000 years ago (crazy huh?!), he is the most friendly volcano in Gege Land, also the only volcano still standing. His iconic head wrapping or turban has inspired new fashion styles for Gege Land's men. He is also a very chill volcano, located in the Gegestan province and he is the province's symbol of peace.
Religously, Gege Land is a 100% Muslim country, but accepts all other beleifs from our earth citizens. Nationwide, all geges believe in unity and coexistance. Below is some islamic calligraphy.
The way a leader's reign works is from when they are born to their death. There can be many leaders at once! Here's a look at a history of our wonderful leaders! THESE DO NOT REFLECT REAL PEOPLE, ALL OF THESE ARE FAKE! LEADERS (and historical periods): Gege 1: 1882-1974 (92 yrs.) Gege 2: 1884-1931 (47 yrs.) Gege 3: 1887-1986 (99 yrs.) Gege 4 + 5 (G Twins): 1889-1960 (both twins died on the same day, 71 yrs.) Gege 6: 1893-1934 (41 yrs.) Gege 7: 1897-2008 (Oldest Gege Leader ever, 111 yrs.) Gege 8: 1899-1939 (40 yrs.) Gege 9: 1902-1951 (49 yrs.) Gege 10: 1907-1980 (73 yrs.) Gege 11: 1909-1970 (61 yrs.) Gege 12: 1913-2013 (100 yrs.) The Gege Depression Period: 1913-1924 Gege 13: 1925-1984 (59 yrs.) Gege 14: 1927-1953 (26 yrs.) Gege 15: 1935-1982 (47 yrs.) Gege 16: 1942-1946 (4 yrs.) Gege 17: 1945-1946 (1 yr.) Gege 18: 1950-1953 (3 yrs.) The Gege Reconstruction Period: 1953-1958 Gege 19: 1963-1984 (21 yrs.) Gege 20: 1967- (CURRENT PRIME LEADER) Gege 21: 1971-1988 (17 yrs.) Da Gege Great Bam Period: 1989-1996 Gegelina 1 (Gege 22, first female Gege Leader): 1996- (CURRENT CO-LEADER) The Gege Progress Era: 1996-2006 Gege 23: 2006-2023 (17 yrs.) Gege 24: 2009- (CURRENT SUPREME LEADER) The Quiet Era: 2013-2023
Geges come out of coconut-like shells, Growing on trees then they start their life. If the coconut is blue, they start a leader-like life. If green, it would be the standard life. It takes 2 years for one to hatch.
This is right! Gege Land has their own certification system! Everything needs a certification, from food to people! The stages are: No certified, little certified, sort of certified, certified, very certified, platinum, gold, silver, bronze, and legendary certified.
The GegeZonans broke off of the Gegestan province in 1992 and made their own province. This was because the tribes were different and so were the climates. Everything seemed normal, until April 3, 1997, when the Gegerado River (the provinces only source of drinking water, mixed with the Arizona tea) started getting contaminated. Someone in the Gegestan province accidentally dropped their Coca Cola into the river! Later identified as Sa-Su Jogeh (from the Jogeh tribe), he illegally sent another Gege, never identified, to America to get the unhealthy Coca Cola to Gege Land from our North Dakota Colony (specifically Bismarck) which violates the constitution! Sa-Su said he wanted to "taste test". The American Cola at the time had high fructose corn syrup, which is banned in Gege Land. GegeZonans were not aware, so they were drinking from the river (which had the syrup!) and started having various side efffects which were memory loss, obesity, type 2 diabetes, and showing signs of evil robotic thinking, an example is wishing to destroy our previous planet Gianemei. The Science Team of Gege Land conducted reasearch and tested many cures while studying their activity. 36 geges were infected, later known as the Corn-Bot virus. After 2 weeks of reasearch, scientists did a chlorine test on the river, and found the corn syrup, thus able to identify the tastebuds of the Gege who drank it. Sa-Su faced 15 years in prison. Everyone infected was cured by May 28, 1997, and the infected (and scientists) got the Surivial Award From Gege Leader #7. This is also the reason why we have "now with zero artificial inhabitants" on the province's flag.
Speedy Squirrel (202?-2024) was accidentally shot while the Gege family was protecting the cherry and peach trees as Speedy was climbing. Rasmiyeh Chicken (2022- July 16, 2024) died from Sudden Chicken Death Disease. Chicken with a forgotten name (2022-2024) was eaten alive and taken up in the air by a hawk. Feathers remained. Za'atar and Zaytoun Baby robins (2023) were attacked in their nest by neighborhood birds while the babies were waiting for their parents to eat dinner. Hafizah Chicken (2022-2024) died due to her intestines blowing up. Ziggy the Dusky arion (non harmful slug) (2025- August 21, 2025) was crushed in half while the Gege family was getting rid of unwanted shrubs and weeds. You can check out their stones here: The Fallen Creatures
The traditional cuisine consists of the following: Pizza (cheese), Fatyer (syrian cheese pie desert), Fries, Chicken (Boiled and Fried), and a vast variety of soft serve ice creams. chocolates, chips, and other sweet and salty treats are added too. Alcohol and Pork are strictly banned in our nation.
Our laws are strictly based on Sharia Law only, and anyone who violates the Sharia Law system will have a talk with our leader, Gege. We have many political parties, just for show, because kindness and agreement are our top priorities when it comes to building a nation. Our parties are: The Gege Party (official), The Gingivitis Party, the Syrian diaspora Party (because geges are of Syrian decent), and the Agawaa Party. We all work together.
Very simple to follow: No robbing, stealing, peace must be kept with the fellow geges and other wildlife, no pork, alcohol, shoplifting, anything violent.
Gingivitis is our national disease because it's the leaders favorite word due to it's pronounciation, no other reason. We've produced products that help you get the disease, here its not painful. Even our dentists highly recommend getting these products! Gum Spray and Gum Spray 2.0! All for 19.95 Gege Dollars, which you will find out very soon.
HAI HAI HOW ARE YOUUUH!- The normal, standard greeting, varies in regions.
AAAAOOOUUUUWWWW!- Guilty of doing something
AGAWAA!- The Gege's cry
GIIIIIINGIVITIS!- When something doesn't please them, they will say that something has Gingivitis, the bad kind, of course
BAI BAAAAI!- The farewell
Our currency is the Gege Dollar, literally just the exact way American Dollar works.
Earthlings can't physically see our beautiful Gege Land. However, you can become a citizen at no extra cost if approved! Only 60% of applictions get approved, and YOU could be the luckiest person on earth! To sign up, click here: Gege Land Official Citizenship Form
Some of our colony locations are classified, only kept with the Gege family. However, we can give some details! We claim: A house in Connecticut (this is our home base!), an aparment in New Jersey, More than half of Overbos Park just outside of Rotterdam in The Netherlands, Sharon Avenue, a small street in Kadoka, South Dakota (just the street), A house in Ohio, A section of South Fry Road in Katy, Texas, A salon in Tunisia, A house in Quebec, a small land of desert in China where East Turkestan is active (we support them), A piece of the Oregon Trail in Wyoming, a few feet away from Martin's Cove Visitors Center and Devil's Gate + Rush Creek, Approximately 10% of Bois Mangue, an island of British Indian Ocean Territory, A house in Washington state including a section of Perkins Road, Some trees in front of the White House, and the entire state of North Dakota, talked about earlier.
The National Flag of Gege Land:
Province of Papua New Gege:
Province of Mazola:
Province of AT&T:
The Colony of North Dakota under Gege Rule:
Province of Gegestan:
Province of GegeZona:
Wow! You made it HERE?! Gege Certified behaivour! So about those ads? some of them have links! Here they are so you can copy and paste: Arabic Kids Site